Legislators are forcing guns into classrooms all around the country. Tell us about your ideas, and we will fight absurdity with absurdity, together. It doesn’t need to be phallic. It just needs to be unforgettable.…
Cocks Not Glocks is an organization dedicated to harnessing the compassionate and creative energy of young people across America to change the face of safety.
For too many generations, Americans have equated guns with safety. Everyone is scared, we get it. But we refuse to accept guns as the cure to society’s ills. We believe that humor is fear’s worst foe, and that fear and division are the greatest drivers of violence. Although we began as an anti-campus carry movement, we are not necessarily anti-gun. Our activism serves to fight fear, and to put an unavoidable spotlight on the absurd political and cultural barriers to progress.…
Starting on the first day of Long Session classes on August 24, 2016, we are strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks in protest of campus carry.
“On June 1, 2015, Gov. Greg Abbott signed S.B. 11, also known as the “campus carry” law. S.B. 11 provides that license holders may carry a concealed handgun throughout university campuses, starting Aug. 1, 2016. The law gives public universities some discretion to regulate campus carry.”
The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it does have strict rules about free sex expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a dildo to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.
“Subchapter 13–200. Prohibited Expression, Sec. 13–201. Obscenity No person or organization will distribute or display on the campus any writing or visual image, or engage in any public performance, that is obscene. A writing, image, or performance is “obscene” if it is obscene as defined in Texas Penal Code, Section 43.21 or successor provisions, and is within the constitutional definition of obscenity as set forth in decisions of the United States Supreme Court.”
Anybody can participate in solidarity: alum, non-UT students, people outside of Texas. Come one dildo, come all dildos. “You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.”
Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play!
